Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
