Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
