I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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