i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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