She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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