I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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