Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My feet surprised me
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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