white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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