My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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