I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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