Cold hands, warm shart.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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