Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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