Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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