She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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