do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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