We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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