how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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