at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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