what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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