she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
