My hand turned me down
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
