i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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