I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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