I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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