Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The beer is more important than you right now.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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