sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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