I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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