things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
