Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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