508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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