My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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