someone get that fucking seahorse.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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