she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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