When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We're too hungover to prance.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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