what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
is it fun? or sober?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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