in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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