I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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