ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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