Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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