lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
