sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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