It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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