STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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