this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
