well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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