So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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