Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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