VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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