Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Can i not drive my cunt home
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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