at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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