whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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