it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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