wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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